Swagger around in your house robe so when the mail person asks who you’re wearing you can reply, “Vintage Christian Dior, daaaahling. Now please hand me that crate of cigarillos I ordered to survive Christmas.”

I researched similar robes to price this gem, and people are wild. Lol. Some are priced over $300. B*tch pls. She’s priced low because I hope she finds someone to love her and give her a new belt and new life.

Size: One Size

Flaw: NO belt

Opportunity: No belt, customize!